Thursday, April 27, 2006
My Space is Hil-arious
Over the past few days I've been slowly tracking down random former high school classmates on My Space. Most of them have moved on to lead productive, crime-free lives, which is, for once, good news for the Norwalk Public School System.
I got in touch with one guy who seemed pleased to hear from me. He's now living in a different time zone and sent me the following message:
-- You look great, did you get your boobs done?? --
For the record, no. My humps are factory originals.
I also got this message from some random yahoo named Kevin:
-- random question: I am a bit worried about my penis size becuase I was rejected by a woman due to size. Does size matter to you as well? (please AIM me at XXX or XXXX) Thanks
No wonder educators think My Space is a threat.