Overheard on the subway today:
Conductor: (In heavy Long Island accent) We've got The Temptations at the back of the train and the Amigos in a mariachi band in the front. They're going to meet somewhere in the middle. And then -- I don't know what's going to happen.
Conductor: (10 seconds later) Oh. The Amigos just got off at 8th Street. Crisis averted.
