
How to get your wedding guests to talk to one another? Have your wedding at a functioning farm in Queens! Just a $35 cab ride from Manhattan. Full farm-tastic set here.
Everyone loves TR!

Seriously, everyone.

Two attractive people

Ceremony

Fact: TR's goal in life is to raise chickens, and give them all old lady names. (Insert cock in the hen house joke here) Being on the farm was like being in paradise.

Bok, bok!

It took me about three seconds to find the Viking hat in the box of props by the photo booth.

...and we're Nordic!

Not many people can say they had peacocks at their wedding

Or free roaming roosters

Did you know you can buy a llama for only $1500? Christmas is coming!

Goats are not as exciting as you'd think they would be.

When you don't use a flash, we look like we're 22.

TR, dancing. This needed to be recorded for posterity.

The bride et moi