I've been quite the slacker lately. The truth is that I am been very busy with the job. I have a lease signing tomorrow and thanks to keeping my ear to the ground, I found out about a lease break in a building where one of my clients really wanted to live. All in a day's work.

Over the past week I've seen some strange things. For starters, an apartment where a drug user clearly lived. He painted the windows black. The whole place has since been cleaned up, but two weeks ago it looked like a scene from Law & Order, complete with very suspicious carpet stains.

This Beta fish was found in an empty apartment on Mulberry Street. I changed his water and fed him. Who leaves behind a fish? Both the fish, and the apartment, are still available. It's a large one bedroom, only $2000. Second floor.


Have a drinking problem? I have just the place for you! Someone (a guy, most likely) turned the dining area of their otherwise cool triplex apartment on 54th and Park into a bar, complete with TV slot.


This was odd: A Gremlin on 68th Street and Third Avenue! I didn't think these kinds of cars were even allowed on the Upper East Side. I think those are even the original hubcaps.


This is just cute. Andre is totally turning into a redhead. A gingah!