Oh, self help books. You are a constant source of comic fodder.
If you need some self help, here are the only two phrases you need, according to me:
Do or do not, there is no try. -- Yoda
Make it work. -- Tim Gunn
If you are a young woman, read He's Just Not That Into You and then never again complain if a guy doesn't call. If he likes you, he'll call.
If you ever want to get married, read Closing The Deal and pay special attention to Chapter Five, which is about emotional maturity. Basically, it says that if you're an emotional spaz, no man will want you, so dry it up and act like a lady.
Dont' you feel better already?
