TR's co-workers threw him a little party for his impending fatherhood. It involved cupcakes, many of which are in the kitchen now. Best line in the group card:
"Best of luck to you and the new "hockey player" in the family."
They know my plans for this kid well! I don't even think TR ever mentioned it. Give a kid a last name that ends in "ski" and everyone wants to alert the NHL.
Honorable mention:
"Boy, will your life be different! Get as much sleep now as you can."