Wednesday, May 17, 2006
My Super Sweet Wednesday Night
It's late and I have a little time to kill. Tonight I realized two things:
1. That new Asian Chicken Salad at McDonald's is just as feh as anything else on the menu. They even use the same chicken on it as they do on the chicken sandwiches. They don't even bother to dress them up a little. Meh.
2. It's fun to watch "My Super Sweet Sixteen" with the sound off. Even if you don't know the characters' names, it's the SAME show every episode:
a) Introduction about why they're young, rich and mildly fabulous.
b) Shopping for car/dress with parents
c) Minor pre-party drama (usually involving aforementioned dress or musical act.)
d) "Red carpet" arrival at the venue, complete with screeching girls in expensive party dresses and awkward, teenage boys hoping to score.
e) Obilgatory dancing shots.
f) Freshman gate crashers who inevitably get turned away.
g) Optional: C-List musical guest.
h) Presentation of My First Beamer by Daddy
i) Declaration by guests that it was "The Party of the Year!!!" (Bonus points if a birthday boy or girl fro a previous show is at your party.)
j) Birthday Girl/Boy announcing it's a birthday they'll never forget.
