My Advice to College Graduates (Not That You Asked...)

Grown up and graduated
Originally uploaded by Ravages.

That's the theme of this week's column on The Simon. It's February, which means that the real go-getters in academia are starting their job hunts. (Why on earth would you want one of those? Who has the time?)

If they had any sense, they'd start looking for a beach house or a Peace Coprs application.