Celebrity Mad Libs

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Check out this Lindsay Lohan story that just moved. Does the lead totally sound like something out of celebrity Mad Libs, if such a thing exisited?



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Lindsay Lohan was treated at a London hospital last week after she cut her leg in an accident at Bryan Adams' home, according to published reports.

The 19-year-old "Mean Girls" star had 10 stitches to close a gash on her shin after she slipped on a set of stairs Friday. Lohan was released from the hospital later that day, the reports said.


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Then, weirdly, Lohan's mother Dina goes on to explain to strange detail how the accident happened. She also points out it was an accident.

"She and her friends were preparing breakfast, with eggs and everything, and Lindsay was going up the stairs, carrying a ceramic teacup," her mother, Dina Lohan, was quoted as telling Star magazine.
"She had just come out of the shower so she was still wet and had some lotion on, and she completely flipped on the stairs since it was slippery. The teacup went flying, it was shattered, and one of the pieces cut Lindsay in her shin. It was an accident."

Ladies, if dating men has taught us nothing else: If someone starts going into great detail about something that already seems unlikely, they're most likely lying? N'est pas?

So, dear readers, how do you think Ms. Lohan really cut her leg? Were too many early morning mimosas to blame? Let's let the conspiracy theories fly...

Furthermore, why was she at Bryan Adams' house?