I found this bizarre story the other day about how an animal rights group in London found 550 gerbils, and probably more, in a home in Southern England.
This is likely the best line in the story, "With so many gerbils to care for, our staff have been stretched to the limit."
Um, aren't gerbils the size of your palm? How could gerbils, even 550 at that, stretch you to the limit?
It's still a funny story. Great for cocktail parties.
